our wounded little soldier
so Riley has been crawling the last couple of weeks.
it's funny cause when she crawls she doesn't use her left leg.
so she crawls like a wounded little soldier, dragging her bullet riddled
leg behind her.
it's not that her leg doesn't work, cause that would suck, it's that she just chooses
not to use it. good for us, cause she crawls more slowly.
sometimes i grab her right leg when she's crawling to get her to use her left leg. doesn't work. she just stops, rolls over and looks at me like "what are you doing? can't you see i'm trying to make the trenches and get out of all this enemy fire?" so i let her go, on her way to safety where the medics will patch her up and she'll be as good as new.
babies are fun.
it's funny cause when she crawls she doesn't use her left leg.
so she crawls like a wounded little soldier, dragging her bullet riddled
leg behind her.
it's not that her leg doesn't work, cause that would suck, it's that she just chooses
not to use it. good for us, cause she crawls more slowly.
sometimes i grab her right leg when she's crawling to get her to use her left leg. doesn't work. she just stops, rolls over and looks at me like "what are you doing? can't you see i'm trying to make the trenches and get out of all this enemy fire?" so i let her go, on her way to safety where the medics will patch her up and she'll be as good as new.
babies are fun.
posted by benji at 8:48 AM
2 Comments:
Crazy.
Perhaps she will be an NFL kicker.
Nice to hear some new news about your baby.
I like the thinking, disable the good leg and Riley will compensate. Nice try daddy, you're lucky she didn't scream at you, thats what happens to me when I apply that kind of logic.
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